the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.
I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.
by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016
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business minute

The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.
"Hey man how many more business minutes do you got before you get off work?"
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Seven Minute Rule

The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.

It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.

With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"
by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025
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Romantic minute

When you see your partner after a very long time of not seeing them, which typically occurs after a tour of duty in the military or a year of service that is served far away from your home after college, and you pull them aside for a minute or two to tell them how much you missed them, that you love them, and just to take a chance give your partner a little physical affection considering they may be craving it after not being with you for so long.
Zachary: I’m happy your back from your tour of duty. I am guessing your happy to be back home.
Pedro: Yes, I am happy to be home after such a long time of being away. Would you excuse me and Britany for a minute?
Zachary: Sure.
(Pedro and Britany walk a short distance away. They begin talking to each other quietly. Pedro puts his arms around Britany and kisses her briefly.)

Zachary: Are you guys ready to go?
Britany: Yes, we are.

Zachary: What we were you guys doing anyway? Was something wrong?
Pedro: No, we were taking a romantic minute. I have not seen Britany in a year to a year and half. I really missed her.
Zachary: I see.
by Vanguard 1998 March 27, 2021
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Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes
Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle
by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018
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Minute

A word coined by millennials used in an attempt to downplay an action that would be considered gross negligence.
“I don’t know why it’s not working. I haven’t used it in like a minute.”

Parents: “...you are 28, it’s time to move out.”
Millennial: “I don’t understand, I’ve only been here for a minute.”
by Fokewe January 28, 2018
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