When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
Get the Three-Minute LumberJackmug. by anonymous September 11, 2021
Get the Bruh Minutemug. an equivalent of a New York minute.
by blumpkinsarefungetone August 23, 2010
Get the hotshit minutemug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 28, 2025
Get the .9.Drill Artistry Starts In 2.85 Milliseconds & Ends In 4 Minutes.9.mug. when you drink for several days in a row and alcohol is still in your bloodflow so its waayyy easier to get drunk.
by Ron Magituarb April 19, 2010
Get the rollover minutesmug. When A Girlfriend Warns her boyfriend that she wants him off his video game console to go and do activities with her.
GF: I Want To Go On Hike Today and Take Photos
BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys
GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else
BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys
GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else
by RobbiePirate March 14, 2023
Get the 3 Minute Warningmug. When you see your partner after a very long time of not seeing them, which typically occurs after a tour of duty in the military or a year of service that is served far away from your home after college, and you pull them aside for a minute or two to tell them how much you missed them, that you love them, and just to take a chance give your partner a little physical affection considering they may be craving it after not being with you for so long.
Zachary: I’m happy your back from your tour of duty. I am guessing your happy to be back home.
Pedro: Yes, I am happy to be home after such a long time of being away. Would you excuse me and Britany for a minute?
Zachary: Sure.
(Pedro and Britany walk a short distance away. They begin talking to each other quietly. Pedro puts his arms around Britany and kisses her briefly.)
Zachary: Are you guys ready to go?
Britany: Yes, we are.
Zachary: What we were you guys doing anyway? Was something wrong?
Pedro: No, we were taking a romantic minute. I have not seen Britany in a year to a year and half. I really missed her.
Zachary: I see.
Pedro: Yes, I am happy to be home after such a long time of being away. Would you excuse me and Britany for a minute?
Zachary: Sure.
(Pedro and Britany walk a short distance away. They begin talking to each other quietly. Pedro puts his arms around Britany and kisses her briefly.)
Zachary: Are you guys ready to go?
Britany: Yes, we are.
Zachary: What we were you guys doing anyway? Was something wrong?
Pedro: No, we were taking a romantic minute. I have not seen Britany in a year to a year and half. I really missed her.
Zachary: I see.
by Vanguard 1998 March 27, 2021
Get the Romantic minutemug.