Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021

Vegan Minute

63 seconds

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!

by Ratapooey October 20, 2020

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party

Fuck you Ryan, it is a saying.

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party.

by WestoverRISO February 27, 2024

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle March 14, 2016

minute maid pink lemonade

maybe the best drink ever created ?

person 1: yo have you had your daily dose of minute maid pink lemonade? person 2: yeah bro shit was godly omg

by Rap fan ig April 21, 2023

2 minute trial

Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.

Edward is such a 2 minute trial

by DonutOfFailure November 04, 2023