schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 7, 2015

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023

fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

w faps

Good masturbation material

Friend 1: Yo bro, I just found some w faps for the day
Friend 2: Thanks, goon-lord

by Crasherfunkey July 20, 2025

Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020

Fap Rap

Pornstars that write rap songs that solely contain sexually explicit content.

Riley Reeds fap rap is fire af

by Allamerican July 12, 2017

Fap star

One who can't stop choking the chicken, no matter what or where this person is they always find a way to diddle himself

Jonny is such a fap star, he's always finds a way to jerk his shit

by anonymous May 15, 2025