Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.

Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*

by Pickle riiiiick January 11, 2018

Pulling a comey

"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.

"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.

by Spotless Rod May 3, 2020

Pull A Gay

To plagiarize. Made popular after Claudine Gay, former President of Harvard, was found to have plagiarize extensively in her tiny corpus or professional work.

I'm late on the paper for tomorrow, but I'm not going to pull a gay.

by rasengan99 January 4, 2024

Pulling an Elephant

When a man, wearing pants (with front pockets), Opens his zipper - while keeping pants buckled, and pulls his cock out of the zipper hole. Immediately after he reaches into each front and pulls his pockets inside out and lays them on the outside front of his pants. In doing so creating what looks like an elephant head. It's helps to make an elephant roar right after you've done it to create attention.

2 more drinks and I'm pulling an elephant and walking outta here backwards.

by Rasdom571 October 14, 2014

to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.

once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.

by khursheh December 6, 2016

Pulling a John

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.

"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"

by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025

Pulling a 'Cody'

When you're lazy or don't like to work.
When you stay at home and claim you're sick so you get the day off.
When you say you're going to "site" but you're actually going home to nap.
When you tell others how to do their work when you never work yourself.

That buddy is totally pulling a 'Cody' this week. We might have to wait till next week to see him back at work.

by Sinister777 September 23, 2021