What does that say about me?

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.

Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

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Titch (me out)

When something, usually minor or irrational, annoys or frustrates you to the point of not being able to let it go. The feeling usually invokes a skin-crawl, murderous eye-twitch, intense cringing or straight up snapping at the source of the titch. Almost like an ick, but not quite.

The sound of Mary chewing her gum is titching me out.
Yes! It always titches me when she does that.

Can you please stop pacing around? It's titching me out.

Are you trying to titch (me out) ?

by WordFiend69 February 7, 2024

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