Cock

A chicken or a dick not a clock

:trolcringe:

Cock joke.

by Henry690 July 6, 2021

Poppy cock

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..

Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!

by JENNIFER JETT December 5, 2022

cock

mines is huge

MIKE- i was beating my cock hard.

by hoerw October 26, 2022

Big Kareem Cock Syndrome

A person who tells people he has big dick when in reality he has a tiny dick

"I have Big Kareem Cock Syndrome"

by JacksterPadster March 9, 2025

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

cock ranger

a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.

Look at that cock ranger passed out with the sausage in his mouth.

Jordan Pugh

by Micknq February 11, 2012

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024