by avocado.on.the.shelf December 28, 2017

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
by MattyMac October 31, 2009

A bitch who is bitchy for sport. just the mention of the said bitch's name will make your asshole pucker up to the point that it almost inverts into a black hole, sucking entire starsystems into it and converting it into fine particles of energy.
by DaBombaMan! August 27, 2006

When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.
Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?
Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?
Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped
Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?
Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped
by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

by Some girl with no chill November 14, 2016

Simply, a cold tough woman, especially one who leads men on, have their fun and then ditch them. Also, it's the title of a 2004 hit by the band Jet, which hails from Down Under.
Ami keeps leading Keith on, they're both blitzed, but she's gonna get all she can from him and then drop him like a rock. She's a cold hard bitch.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007
