Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

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Scooby-Doo Dogging

A term used to describe supervillain monologuing, the way the Scooby-Doo villain launches into a long monologue about their dumb plan.

"Dude, get to the point and stop Scooby-Doo Dogging around"

by CrispyChicken1 February 17, 2024

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When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 07, 2021

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What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021

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Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi April 10, 2018

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When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst November 19, 2015

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Someone who can't get as fucked up no matter how much nicotine or alcohol one has

Julie female snoop dog can have as much as everyone else and still be sober

by Ciggie nic January 21, 2024

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