Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

Face Buds

When something is so full of flavour it hits your taste buds with such a whack it makes you pull facials!

"are you okay man...? what's up with that face..?!" "yeah, I just licked a lemon and it hit all my face buds"

by Dewdrops August 20, 2019

face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb January 2, 2017

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)

Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED

by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022

Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty

John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.

by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016