Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: we are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

by S_00_S September 5, 2021

Cyber Sex

We’re you have sex over a phone or laptop

*texting*
Ready to fuck me daddy?
Oh yeah cyber sex here we comeeeee

by I.don’t.care_6 May 6, 2020

Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.

My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant

by Assfroboy February 8, 2024

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

EXO laughing at Aesop Cash sounds like sex happy enough

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

SEX

What I do to your mom every night

I had sex with your mom last night as usual

by SuperSexyRexy July 22, 2023

Sex

Sex is when you put yourself in bed

and make your legs open

fucking pray that you do not get a child

Regina have sex with Tom and fucks all night long

by Mataaa April 22, 2019