Shaggy Dog Story

Can have three meanings:
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies

1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Dog

A tomato that smells like an onion and looks the color green

I bought about 70 dogs yesterday

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Why Marijuana dog

How a stoner refers to a Weimaraner dog.

Stoner to dog owner: Dude, that's a dope why marijuana dog, man.

by Najerie July 9, 2024

Stern Dog Raw Dog

When you get in an argument with your spouse or significant other, give them a firm scolding, and then force them to have unprotected intercourse.

Danny told his wife he was by upset about the rude tone she used in front of their kids. Once he gave her a stern dog raw dog, she never crossed him again.

by Mr ChiForest July 9, 2024

warm dog

its when you put ur dick in a microwave and heat it up for 30 seconds

oh no that boy gave him self a warm dog

by Skyblue20199 July 9, 2024

Suck a dog dick

A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,

You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024