Dog

Feet

Get those dogs off me!

by :insert skull here: August 14, 2023

Dogs

Someone’s/your feet

Stop, get those dogs off me!

by :insert skull here: August 14, 2023

dog water

a slang term for a gamrer being "trash" at playing a certain game.

"Bro you are absolute dog water right now."

by Samucob123 August 17, 2023

Shaggy Dog

Doggie style intercourse with a hairy woman.

Dude, I did a shaggy dog with that Kardashian chick!

by MercerWannabe August 18, 2023

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025