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Having clear vision of a unavoidable and bad decision on the horizon and agreeing to wait for the catastrophe rather than rush it.
"When grandma finds out I'm living with a woman shes gonna know I'm a lesbian, but I'll burn that bridge when I get there"
by luckylittleme June 18, 2009
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I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.
Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
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I wear my heart on my sleeve

When a person displays their feelings instead of hiding them.
John: Hey Kate, I wear my heart on my sleeve, have you noticed?

Kate: What does that mean?

John: It means I openly display my feelings.

Kate: Oh well then yes, I can see that clearly, you have feelings for me.

John: Yes ma'am, I love you!
by xblack attackx February 12, 2012
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I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.
Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!
by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007
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Do you know who I am?

A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.
BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.

DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?

BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.
by Slow Motion March 11, 2009
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Excuse me, while I kiss the sky

A lyric/quote from Jimi Hendrix's popular song, Purple haze. What it means? That he was high. Not just him, universally too.
"Excuse me, while I kiss the sky."

PURPLE HAZE lyrics, from the album 'Are You Experienced?' (released in the UK on May 12, 1967)

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Help me
Help me
Oh I don't know

Yeah!
Purple haze was all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

Who knows?
Help me
Yeah
Come on now
Tell me
Tell me

Etc.
by lobster00 September 17, 2006
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I like girls who eat carrots

Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*
by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021
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