sex

when u shove your dick in a stuffed animal cause you have no rizz

i had sex with ur mom

by fuck me daddy unghh😩🍆💦 🍑 March 27, 2023

Gay-sex

When you are fucking a ladyboi in Thailand and you edge too much and fail to goon and end up jizzing in a man’s asshole who is dressed as a girl.

When I was in Thailand I had gay-sex and after felt like a sigma alpha lonewolf.

by AlphaGooningSigmaLonewolf February 23, 2024

Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.

I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))

by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

Sex

When a man inserts his penis in a woman's anus or vagina. Sex is how babies are made.

Alex and Lindsay were texting each other. Lindsay sent Alex a message saying "Sneak out to my house at 12:00 pm. we'll have the time of our lives." And so Alex did. he snuck to Lindsay's house, and when he got to Lindsay's bedroom, there she was. He immediately new they were going to have sex. They both sat on her bed, and slowly but carefully, Lindsay took of each piece of clothing, and so did Alex. When Lindsay got to her bra, Alex ran his fingers over her legs, clenched her juicy ass, and took of her bra. He played with her massive tits, and kissed her soft lips. Lindsay's soft lips started to suck Alex's long, hard penis. Alex sucked Lindsay's pussy. After about five minutes, Alex put his penis up her ass and vagina, and licked her breasts. They fell asleep like that for the rest of the night.

by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 7, 2022

oral sex

when you sit across the room from your partner and yell “fu€k y0u” at each other

we just been honing our oral sex skills today.

by blA{k wid0w February 6, 2024

Sex

what i need

She was waiting for him at the front door with nothing but her lacy black lingerie top and bottom. Finally, she heard the keys rattle as Jayden was unlocking the door. Finally, he comes. With no word, he starts kissing her. She kisses him back. While this is happening, Sarah can feel his hands making their way down her body. He slides his fingers inside her black lingerie bottom, and starts softly rubbing her clit. She moans softly. Finally, they make their way upstairs. Jayden gets onto the bed, followed by Sarah. He starts kissing her once again, while using his magic fingers to rub her sensitive clit. He then puts his 2 finger inside of her, and she moans loudly. His fingers start going in and out of her faster and faster. Sarah's hips clam together and her back arches, but he doesn't stop. Just as Sarah is about to cum. he stops. She looks at him with desperation but he just smirks.
He then pulls out a giant vibrator and duct tapes it onto Sarah's already overstimulated clit, and eventually she squirts all over the place. Jayden is eventually so hard that he can't take it anymore. He takes the vibrator out and replaces it with his cock. He thrusts into her until finally, he hits her sweet spot. Her back arches as she's going through an orgasm. He doesn't stop. He keeps thrusting into her soaking wet pussy. Before long, she feels a warmish liquid seeping into her hole and filling it up.

'Agh' she gasps as it fills her tight hole up.

sex

by hornygirl123987123 July 28, 2021

Sex

If anyone wanna have sex do it with ur mom or dad

A mom and dad sticks out there private and lick em sex

by Ur mom's pussy and dads dick May 22, 2022