Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023

wirey wizard

a 40 year old named Kevin Heraty who needs to cop the fuck on

Kev or Wirey Wizard just can't stop getting into fights

by handlebyoy November 22, 2023

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.

Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?

by Gobo IV January 28, 2023

Tupperware Wizard

A Plastics Engineering Major.

"UMass Lowell plastics majors are what some would call 'tupperware wizards'".

by LaTeXMaster October 23, 2017

Wizard

The act of ingesting both LSD and shrooms at the same time. Usually performed after a long night. Involves a spiritual trip in which you feel you know everything about everything.

Hayden you're doing a Wizard right now bro.

by The Wizard Inducer October 22, 2020

African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.

Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.

by Maq Maq January 13, 2021