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Serena Williams

One of the greatest female tennis players of all time. Currently ranked number 1 in the world. Holds the most major singles, doubles, and mixed doubles titles combined among active players, male or female. Her record of 34 Grand Slam titles puts her sixth on the all-time list: 19 in singles, 13 in women's doubles, and 2 in mixed doubles. Has a sister named Venus who is also a tennis player but Serena's better.
Serena Williams doesn't even try and she wins matches. She's that amazing.
by a_is_awesome February 12, 2015
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robin williams

A guy that stopped being funny around 1982. Now he likes to come on the Tonight Show, sit next to Leno and do his lack of a bit for around 12 minutes. Then continue his shit when the next guest comes on if Williams has not run over and bumped them. Usually a 15-20 year old actress with a never heard of TV show. Few really famous people would appear on the same show as this ass. He interrupts and hogs as much of their 3 minutes and 15 seconds as he can.

Example:
Jay Leno: So you are from Kansas.
Actress: Yeah, I...(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I've been to Kansas Hark Hark! WHoA! Har HAR! Sunflowers and flat land.Womp, Womp! NA! HArk!
Jay: So your Mother is here?
Actress: Yes, she is..(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I had a mother! HAR HAR! ZOOM! Wonk!

It's not enough that he has hundreds of millions of dollars, everyone else must suffer.
That Robin Williams son of a bitch needs stop hogging the spotlight on the tonight show. Damn people who are half ass famous are thinking someone will spot them but that will never happen cause Robin Williams cannot shut his unfunny, fucking mouth.
by Harley Earl March 31, 2008
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Sam Williams

A Sam Williams is a man who falls in love with not women but the large cities they live in. He can be spotted during the hours of 5am and 6 am waking up in a sweater vest and khakis, not to mention the loafers awaiting his arrival at the foot of his bed.

Usually wears a suit regardless of the occassion and typically boasts about his recent discoveries of how to tie a bow-tie.
His infatuations with DZ girls only comes second to his love of number crunching and excel spreadsheets.

If looking to find a Sam Williams one only needs to listen for the sound of teeth brushing or gospel choir music radiating through the halls of a college dormitory.

Contrary to popular belief it is the Sam Williams' of the world that created the Dow Jones Industrial Average as well as invented the internet and currently write forbes magazine.
"Dude you won your college's American Idol competition? You're such a Sam Williams!"

"After being arrested for the 4th time my dad asked, Why Can't you be more of a Sam Williams!?"

"You were in JoS A. Banks for how long!? What a Sam Williams"

"You got jacked by a 10 year old!? What a Sam Williams"

Love u Sam
by Happy Bastard Santa November 30, 2009
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Williams

1. To give a blank look when talking to someone, like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming vehicle.
2. To say something that comes totally out of nowhere.
3. To ask a question that inevitably has no answer.
A. Me: Hey man, why did you slash your own tires
Williams: 0.0
Me: Say something
Williams: O.o
Me: Hello?
Williams: o.o

B. Williams: what did you think of that?
Me: What did I think of what?
Williams: Don't play dumb with me.
Me: ...

C. See B above
by KRRR January 11, 2009
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william

William is a small kid who loves morgan and wants to suck her and he is a very gay person who is a freshie and eats lots of lun
William loves morgan
by BOSS MAN 69 69 69 69 July 2, 2019
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Dr William Mack

Basically the guy is a young sexy beast who makes all the rich south tampa women hotter than they already are. I heard he has like a million kids, lucky wife. Morman? Catholic? You decide. He's a pretty talented surgeon for a guy who's like 20 years old. He also has a smokin hot staff.
Hey check it out, there's Dr William Mack! He did my wife's Botox so now she can't look pissed at me anymore. What a stud!
by Botox lover May 17, 2011
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Emily Williams

Female with a penis as a head who feeds off of attention from nudist turtles.
definition:
1. that bitch loves naked turtles. She is such an Emily Williams.

2. Aww, her head is a penis. Let's call her emily Williams.
by knowledgeGod March 6, 2015
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