jaeden martells wife

the best person on this earth, someone you would want in your life 🥺☝🏼 and if she’s not your a loser🤣(bad one)

you: “who is jaeden martells wife”

me “oh that’s soph, the best person 👹”

by thismightbejae June 2, 2021

Is he her wife

When a man is the wife of a woman and he is still male and the woman is female and still but they are the library and teachers maybe?

Is He Her Wife - Fahmy man at a house of the other boys

by SmilingFahmyBoi October 30, 2019

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

winona ryders wife

the wife of winona ryder is louis (@bugdrink on fm)
this is definitely legit

oh my gosh look! its winona ryders wife!

by ratalouis January 15, 2022

knife wife

A wife who cooks for her husband.

Every guy would be lucky to have married a knife wife.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome

The tendency to get your ass whooped by your husband and maybe being one of many wives.

example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.

example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"

"wdym"

"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her

by The bambino turner June 24, 2020

Ed sheerans wife

Ray Sheeran is the name of Ed sheerans wife

Have u seen ray She’s Ed sheerans wife

by R.Ray.y69 June 24, 2022