Thunder Fist

A Thunder Fist is the moment when, during a storm, the thunder hits you so loudly that you feel like you were just punched in the ear.

John: Man, that storm last night was awful!
Dave: Yeah, I definitely hid in the bathroom as soon as the thunder fist hit me.

by xXcoldhandsXx August 30, 2012

thunder donut

A big, fat, butt

"Yo, that stripper just shot some fireworks out of her Thunder Donut!"

by Shockererer January 17, 2017

THUNDER-BUST

When you nut at the same time as thunder and you feel like you have the power of Mother Nature

Bro last night I Thunder-busted in my grandmas ashes

by THUNDER-BUSTER 3000 February 25, 2021

Firm Tender

A firm tender one of any gender that is young and very attractive.

Damn he is a firm tender with his sexy eyes
Damn she is a firm tender with pretty smile

by KMK99890999 May 7, 2011

creamy tenderloin

An elaborate act of sexual intimacy involving the woman traveling to the grocery store and purchasing the largest filet mignon. The filet is then brought home, sautéed in wine: cooked rare so the center is warm but not hot. A pocket is then cut into the filet; large enough to accommodate the male partner's penis. The woman then uses the filet to masturbate their male partner until he ejaculates inside of it.

The woman then enjoys the filet for dinner with a glass of merlot.

A woman of class deserves a nice dinner, so I treated her to a nice creamy tenderloin.

by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014

Dirty Thunderbutt

The art of buttfucking a black nigga with viagra.

Nigga u tryna dirty thunderbutt each other?

by Real_Bloodshit420 January 23, 2022

Thunderbird

Well.....the thunderbird begins with skailng a high peak or mountain in hopes of finding an eagle.(endangered in the US)

1)Proceed to put a bag over the eagles eyes to blind it.
2)bring the eagle to your next sexual encounter
3)when you are about to climax, nut all over the eagle
4)Raise the eagle high over your head and proceed to spike the eagle in a violent manner in your partners face
5)the eagle in its paniced state will violently slash with its talons and its wings, spraying your jism all over your bloody parner
6)Smother the eagle with nearest pillow(Prenant nun style)
7)Slap some 5's and tell all the bros....You will be the KING

"I totally thunderbird'd that chick last night, now she's prenant and I'm sentenced to 25 to life.....It was tit's"

by Ened Johnson November 1, 2007