Big Truck Syndrome 

A syndrome normally found with white guys who compensate for their tiny genitals or being heavily inbred by owning a loud, jacked-up truck, getting violent over petty shit and other retarded reasons.

"You saw that guy with the mustache, ponytail and his giant truck?"

"Oh yeah, that asshole that threatened to kill that guy on a bike over leaning on some other guy's truck?"

"Yeah, he's got Big Truck Syndrome."

Big Truck Syndrome by The Painful Reality August 11, 2020

puss-up truck 

A pickup truck with extras that a REAL pickup doesn't need, such as leather seats, GPS, dual zone climate control, and backup cameras.

"Check it out guys, this thing's got chrome rims, chrome crash bar, DVD screens for the kids, heated seats for cool mornings, and can tow our scooters."

"Yeah dude, nice puss-up truck! Is that the Victoria's Secret Special Edition?"

puss-up truck by clav January 4, 2009

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck 

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck by Gafoto January 16, 2008

back up the truck

To go back in a conversation

So Christie is pregnant, anyways did you see the football game on Monday?

Wait, wait, wait back up the truck...Christie's what?

back up the truck by bandrewa October 29, 2007

ice cream truck 

A vehicle that resonates annoying, repeatitive music throughout your neighborhood for about an hour. If you're unlucky enough to live near the projects, you even get the honor of listening to the same theme (or a slightly remixed version) resonating while you are trying to take a nap, or god forbid, sleeping after working a graveyard shift, about 3 different times a day.

When I was a kid, we had to walk to the ice cream palor. Now, we get to listen to a loud and annoying theme blare through our windows while we are trying to nap, watch a movie, or have sex, in the comfort of our own homes. THANK YOU MOMS OF AMERICA!

ice cream truck by The Sub July 2, 2005

Irish truck bomb 

fill a normal bar pitcher half full of guiness. mix equal parts Jameson and Baily's in a pint glass till half full. pour pint glass into pitcher and chug.

Kurtis puked after doing that Irish truck bomb.

Irish truck bomb by Smokey Joe HC June 15, 2007

Shit Truck 

The Shit Truck is a metaphor for bad news; when you receive bad news, you are hit or run over by the Shit Truck. Also to be used as a verb, to be shittrucked.

Everything was going just fine, then he dumped me. He ran me over with the Shit Truck.

Shit Truck by sheeshk October 23, 2008