Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

by captain fucko May 11, 2018

Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.

Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.

by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024

Tommy

What game is he not better than you at?

Boy 1: Bro I'm so bad at this game
Boy 2: Tommy isn't

by The Big Black Yogurt November 23, 2021

Tommy Mcdonagh

Long haired hottie who is commonly mistaken as Rapunzel with a bucket hat. Tommy has a dog Fiona who everyone loves. We all love Fiona. One of Tommy’s favorite pastimes is to kick his feet up in the air and twirl his hair.

Person 1: “This guy is such a Tommy Mcdonagh”
Person 2: “For real bro really fine as hell”
Person 1: “Ong my bro”

by NotKeiraScheyAtAll!!!!! October 10, 2023

Tommy

Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.

Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.

Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
-or-
G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy

by urmomisinmybedqueenbarb January 18, 2024

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2016

come ooon tommy

a way to wreck person named tommy and destroy his mental well being. this insult can be used to attack people who mess up in the slightest and you what to show that you noticed it.

when tommy breathed too loud, the room erupted in a chorus of 'come ooon tommy.'

by 948302567829404leprechaun March 22, 2019