Goon

(verb) to get high.

Bro, I’m gooning so hard right now.

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Gooned

When thou hath been doused in goon.

Lachlan spilt the goon through out the apartment, resulting in the floors getting gooned!

by MRJ000 June 29, 2018

Goon Coin

Originated from the term gooner. This coin holds extreme value to those who master in the art of gooning. The more Goon Coin one holds, the more aura they obtain. Its is particularly valuable to those who practice Judiasim and have Indian descent.

Xerathion has so much Goon Coin!

by dannymanandhar September 9, 2025

Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

Goon

To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.

Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.

by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023

Goon Splash

Goon splash is the slang term of the male ejaculate/semen. Usually an exaggeration of a normal/human-like amount.

“i goon splashed all over her face, man. It was like the floors of Alaskan countryside!”

by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025

Flicker Gooning

To effectively Goon, whilst implementing a flickering motion with the index and ring finger alternatively to hyperstimulate the tingly Spot on a Penis, most often performed in Goon parties and amidst Goonswaps, Flickergooning is one of the most difficult to learn, and near-impossible to master techniques in the goonscape.

Dawg that Gwazaime class so boring i keep flicker gooning behind the teacher's backkk

by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024