Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.
Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.
by LB Sand July 9, 2015
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Titty Boner

When you're nipples are fully erect.
"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".
by Bruce McAlister March 22, 2017
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Tough titties

Something some woman said on TV that means ‘tough shit’ and then like 1/5 of Australia started saying it, and as a child I didn’t know what a titty was, of course, so in like grade 4 I said it to one of my Teachers and it sparked mass confusion.
Teacher: ‘sit over here’
Me: ‘I don’t want to
Teacher: ‘why won’t you go sit over there and behave’
Me: ‘because I don’t want to, tough titties’
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titty virgin

The Phrase “Titty Virgin” is a adjective, it simply means that the individual that you are calling a titty virgin has not physicaly seen a pair of woman’s breast.
Hey Daniel your a titty virgin.
Riwai are you a titty virgin?
Hey Mitchell is it true that your no longer a titty virgin?
by ZairG October 31, 2017
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Humid-a-tittie

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.
by AmeDame July 9, 2021
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Titty Luck

The luck incited upon a person when in the presence of a titty or baby tit tit.
"Yo how did you get so lucky?"
"I had some Titty luck bro."
by Bill Jonesby May 26, 2016
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Flapjack titties

Sundried titties literal pancakes. Skin flaps with nipples
Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic
by Jjfazz July 10, 2022
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