Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

Thouvei

Thouvei is someone who is kind sometimes (very rare tho). He has a pretty decent personality i suppose. He loves to watch anime. Mind me he is a very short person (prob 4'2 smth). He is a totally hardcore simp. A emotional, sensitive, rude (for real), independent, smart and intelligent person :)

1. Look that chotta thouvei has come.
2. I thouvei'd myself In front of her today 😔

by epikk person November 23, 2023

Those Guys

Those Guys is a 5 member group of extremely funny individuals!! Each one has their own unique personality and they get along extremely well >:D, In fact they're the funniest people I've seen in a while

I love Those Guys, they always lighten up my mood when I'm upset!

by SuspiciousAstronaut95 December 4, 2023

Thouvei

The most racist, pedophile person to exist on earth with negative rizz. Has a shit ass Mbappa hairstyle due to which he pulls no gurrlll. cringe short asf person (3'11 fr). looks pretty fine blah blah. HORNY AF and acts gae (he is fr). Gotta be honest, handsome dude.

1. I thouvei'd myself when i saw her/him.

2.My jump is higher than thouvei's height.

by epikk person December 6, 2023

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024

Those are all words

A humorous interjection used to describe a sentence that makes absolutely no sense despite the person who wrote/said it not using any nonsense words.

(i.e all of the words are real and can be found in the dictionary, but the sentence still doesn't make any sense.)

Sometimes the word "certainly" (Those are certainly all words) is added.

"Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"

"Those are all words!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 24, 2024