When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.
by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020
Get the Attacked by Ninjasmug. The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.
My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.
by Arjiff January 8, 2014
Get the ninja beatmug. Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
Get the Jordan The Ninjamug. by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014
Get the budget ninjamug. A tongue ninja is like a thumb war, except you have the war in each others mouths. It is kind of like a french kiss, but more violent. The tongue ninja is over once a winner is declared or by forfeit.
by The Cassanova November 8, 2018
Get the Tongue Ninjamug. by atomknowsall January 8, 2011
Get the ninja rushmug. Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.
by Listerfiend May 18, 2018
Get the ninja handymug.