hat trickery

(hat trik-er-ree) -noun

The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.

"Dude, the last time I hired an escort during a business trip, she promised me a hat trick. Instead, I woke up handcuffed to the bed with my money, passport, and suitcase stolen! Not falling for that hat trickery ever again!"

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010

Hat Trick

having sex three times in one day with three different people

yo im bout to go for the "hat trick" all at once with those three chicks over there

by itty bitty titty comity September 30, 2011

Limpdick Hat

A slouchie beanie or slouched hat that is notorious to hipsters and douches. It looks like a limp dick.

"Ew, that guy with the limpdick hat is totally hitting on Becky even though she already told him she has a boyfriend."

by KatieN April 13, 2012

Conductors Hat

A metaphor from doing large lines of cocaine or rails

Anyone got a conductors hat I'm about to do some huge rails toot toot

by Cho Cho123123123 October 15, 2006

blumpkin hat

to have a blumpkin performed and then proceed to dip your partners head in the toilet(aka a swirly)

yo dude i gave carrie the nastiest blumpkin hat last night!

by gfn March 16, 2009

white hat

In referance to a hacker - A hacker or even a cracker who uses his skills only in either legal or "friendly" activities.. or to trap/interupt the actions of script kiddies and other distructive activities.

The security analyst was a white hat.

by Jagged September 17, 2003

Ass Hat

A tattoo drawn right over (usually a woman's) ass crack, on the small of the back, by the tailbone.

Hey, I like your art, especially the Celtic knot ass hat.

by Big Bun May 14, 2005