System

The machine.

She was part of the system, the machine, and the machine takes care of their own.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

eas system

Emergency Alarm System

Eas system going off, idk if it's just cooking or real evacuation...?

by Just a random person on urbdic August 11, 2022

System of a Down

The best fucking band to ever exist.

System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm

System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep

James:do you wanna listen to System of a Down?
Gavin: oh fuck yes

by I-love-cocks! December 28, 2022

Bortrovian System

A nation part of the Andromeda Alliance, shared relations with the Republic of Bortron.

The Bortrovian System is scary.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!

I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.

by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024

system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.

Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

metric system

A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it

I wish we used the metric system, but what can we do about it?

by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023