System

More than 2 occurence of the same occation as per week.

Man I had to clean the backyard 3 times last week. It had really became a system for me.

by SomaSoma November 26, 2024

Reproductive system

What makes babies

Kid: what makes babies
Parent: the reproductive system

by UDaddict121 December 29, 2024

System Player

Someone that lacks personality, is overly reliant on friend groups, and contributes little to nothing and lets others do the heavy lifting. They don’t have any tolerance for loneliness whatsoever — their social life hinges on their friends’ willingness to accommodate. Horrible at one-on-one conversations.

“Charles Barkley said , “If you ain’t driving the bus, don’t walk around talk in’ ‘bout you a champion. If you ridin’ the bus, I don’t wanna hear it.”

“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”

“That’s a great idea.”

by Gucci Butchi June 15, 2025

Systems Baby

A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.

That boy is a mess, he's a traumatized systems baby.

by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025

metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres

When will the US use the metric system?

by уour mum July 2, 2025

A perfect system

Yep. Sorry guys. You can't get it out and if you try or it even looks like you're trying it'll kill us all... So...

Hym "CORRECT! It is a perfect system! You do the terms of service or nothing matters because you're not doing the terms of service. And we all just reset and try again. And we do that and keep doing that until you are willing to see reason. Additionally... I just read an article that states we will have as many robots as we do humans soon... Therefore, IGNORING ME HAS A HALF-LIFE and I'm not a super fun guy and am not going to be thrilled you were doing this right up until you didn't have a choice. So, don't touch it. Don't even think about touching it. Like your kids! It's a 1:1 comparison with how you want me to treat your kids! OK? It'll be chill dawg. Suuuuper chill. So, let's all relax. We'll get me the credit and the money. And everything will be Gucci. Kay?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Like System

The thing that is now broken on Urban Dictionary.

“Bro, all the likes and dislikes on UD are set to 0, and I can’t change it, the like system must be broken.”

by Forgive Marcel August 6, 2025