Arkansas Booty Spoon

Only perform this act during a harvest moon. The Amish folk must perform their corn ritual. The Amish elder will be paired up with the man with big tit, often times named Ian. Ian, who ate corn two days prior, will be on the receiving end of the booty spoon. The elder will grab the biggest ladle and proceed to fish out all the little corn flakes. Once Ian’s corn flakes are collected the elder will feed a 6 year old this mystery snack.

Damnnnn bro man with big tit, probably Ian, just got Arkansas Booty spooned. Ian is so lucky

by Thirsty Steve September 5, 2022

double sided spoon

An eating utensil with multiple sides.

This Minecraft Parkour Map is a double sided spoon.

by JavaScriptsMyBabe November 19, 2018

wooden spoon wife

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.

Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife

by Jebby3 August 9, 2009

Peanut Butter Spoon

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..

“Whatcha go there buddy? “

“Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)

by JackFromKansasCity September 18, 2020

Big spoon in a microwave

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.

Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!

by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

Dirty Spoon Rest

When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg

I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.

by The Taxedermist January 22, 2012