Freshing my balls

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp

Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls

by Ordinary description January 27, 2023

fresh 45 flats

a new pair of shoelaces, typically white, flat, and 45 cm in length

I just bought fresh 45 flats. I'm wearing fresh 45 flats, etc.

by Dr. Dre 07 March 2, 2011

Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything

I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.

by Supermarket dad September 3, 2018

Fresh from the Crèche

meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something

Dude that Girl is Hottt!

Shes only 15 man, Fresh from the Crèche. Dont go there.

by Alan Titch February 13, 2010

fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014

Fresh out the Box

New here

You fresh out the box yo! Why don't you spit somethin bout youself.

by Zhuo December 10, 2012

Crack Rock Fresh

Feeling as fresh, or fresher than crack rocks. As fresh as feeling like you have been wrapped in cellophane and kept airtight.

Kelly: I am feeling fresh tonight!
Caci: Yeah girl, crack rock fresh.

by dawnyell April 25, 2011