Symptoms of COVID

Cold all around
Sleepy
Sweaty feet
Shivers

Cough
Hard to breathe

I have the symptoms of COVID because I have sweaty feet

by King_crewz August 15, 2021

Covid-🚽

When the closure of public toilets aimed at minimizing the spread of the coronavirus has a debilitating and degrading effect on people with medical conditions, homeless folks, and parents with young children.

People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) feel stressed and miserable due to Covid-🚽—they’re afraid to leave the house when they’re unsure where the nearest open public toilet is.

by Covido January 30, 2021

Covid feelings

Feelings you get over the phone or in quarantine with someone. It’s like a summer fling but during the covid-19 pandemic.

“So I mean nothing to you?”
“Nope I caught covid feelings sorry! “

by Unst.Juggernaut April 13, 2021

Covid Lifteasy

An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.

We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy

by Danc818 June 15, 2020

Covid Gangbang

In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.

Yo I’m gonna boot up the computer and beat off to a Covid Gangbang I’ve been meaning to watch

by Flakesbakes February 12, 2021

COVID Variant

Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.

"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."

by flopgaming October 9, 2023

covid starter

dog eating chinks

Hey! There's a covid starter!

by big dicked nigga April 13, 2025