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Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024
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artificial complexity

The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.
The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.
by megaelk December 11, 2023
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Gonga complex

A complex in which someone believes everything they say is right no matter how little thought they put behind it
Did you hear Randy last night? He was a total prick”
“Yeah, it’s like he’s got a gonga complex
by Sir Quigsley April 8, 2023
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Durstian Complex

A personality complex in which the person diagnosed frequently exhibits behavior related to excessively pursuing the opposite sex through acts of determination.
That guy does it all for the nookie. He has a Durstian Complex.
by Mr Clean Project November 19, 2020
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Dostoevsky complex

When a person finds themself more superior than other people, while simultaneously being melancholic and self-deprecating.
"Did you meat Nicholas? That guy has a huge dostoevsky complex!"
by Deversiah February 17, 2025
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egirl complex

A condition where the patient has an uncontrollable urge to collect girlfriends to play with him. Patient may be considered an eboy.
Lily: Zacroh has an egirl complex!
by lilyblair November 30, 2021
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Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
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