Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
by crater bater June 21, 2010
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Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
by NobeeCares September 14, 2023
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cock shepherd

the opposite of a cock block; describes one who advocates sexual activity with other individuals besides themselves.
dude, dave is a total cock shepherd, he gave me a condem to fuck his sister
by the dog pussy November 17, 2009
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Flock of Cocks

A large group of penises - usually forming during a gang-bang
Debra was happily surprised by the size of the Flock of Cocks.
by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022
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Protein Cock

Putting protein powder on your cock and having someone suck it all off.
Hey girl you want to get big? Come here and get some protein cock.
by Fil Troung September 11, 2011
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Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.
1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
by Josh McVey July 31, 2008
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oh cock

An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019
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