Sucker

Someone who you’ve known for many years, with whom you put your complete trust in. He knows your whole story and still sticks around.

7:36am: Good morning sucker

by Coleycoupe December 22, 2021

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sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

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Brick sucker

one who is similar to a dickhead but is considerably more arrogant and self loathing

My boss Brian won't even look at my proposal, what a brick sucker

by Othernamesweretaken July 27, 2016

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Tato sucker

Like a rat licker but worse

Oh no it's a tato sucker

by E_E_TRIPLE_E September 12, 2020

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Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.

I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.

by Doncheadle11 August 15, 2011

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A creature from the Roberts family in the Genus Micheal. The yellow bellied sack sucker is a creature of the night. Found in dark alleys sucking only the dirtiest smelliest sacks. If you make eye contact with this creature you could vomit from its nastiness.

I was walking home last night from the bar when I saw it! “The yellow bellied sack sucker” was grunting and sucking so many sacks! It was terrible!

by Nickynightengale February 9, 2022

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