Stalker

a person who is extremely ugly who tried to rape you at a school dance ( you only danced with him because it was dark) and he follows you around school looking nauseatingly ugly and asks your friends for you info: name, number, 1st period class etc. this person never has a chance but it is fun to lead them on and play head games and make them think they actually have a chance of getting their sorry ass with you.

what the hell, why is that ugly mofo following me? hes a fucking stalker!

by Being stalked April 5, 2003

poop staber

if you have to sleep over at someone's house who is a poop staber(gay) (john vincent) my suggestion to you is that you ducktape your asshole shut before going over there because the f-f-f-f-f-f unit caption may try anything

that john vincent is a little poop staber who does chris traits every night

by vincent likes men September 13, 2004

Panty Soaker

A person whose appearance and demeanor pleases a wide variety of women to an overwhelming degree, so much so that many of these women will "soak their panties". True panty soakers will continue to keep these women aroused and, when engaging in intercourse, will bring these women to orgasm and satisfaction. False panty soakers may be exciting to women at first but, through rude or awkward behaviors and actions, will end the panty soaking effect, possibly resulting in bodily harm to their person. Some panty soakers may also appeal to males of a proper inclination.

Nancy: Oh my god, look at that guy, Jo Ann!
Jo Ann: *Gasp!* He's GORGEOUS!
Ted, a male Panty Soaker: Hello, ladies. My name is Ted. May I buy you both drinks?
Nancy: Yes, you may!
Jo Ann: I got a drink for you right between my legs!
Nancy: JO ANN, WHAT THE FUCK?!!

by Yachirobi May 12, 2013

Stalker squad

A group of guys that work together to stalk a woman especialy a celeberity because they know that if they do they have a better chance of reaching there goal and getting some pie.

John is in a stalker squad that is stalking Britney spears.

by Deep blue 2012 December 1, 2009

Stalker

1.A creepy person who follows you everywhere, gives you flowers anonymously, tries to kiss out of the blue, (possibly) kills those he/she thinks you like, and thinks you love them.

2. A man who lives in Soviet Russia, goes to restricted areas, drinks vodka, looks for treasure and Cheeki Breeki's (NOTE: Pronounced S.T.A.L.K.E.R)

1. Jason keeps following Jane around and watches her from afar. I think he's a stalker

2. Hello there Stalker! You got any good artifacts?

by aRandomFinn June 13, 2015

staken

single, but taken.

I'm talking to Jake. I'm staken, so we might get in a relationship later on.

by sunnyem January 1, 2017

pond-soaker

noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.

Dude, check out the pond-soaker on Tigerlilly, she must be part Italian.

by *Spectacular*Vernacular* February 6, 2010