Squiblage

A male that gets sexual pleasure from penetration between sofa cushions, would usually be a person of aspirations sofa because it has their scent.

"I went to Sarah's last night and it was all going well until she vomited and ran off to bed on her own, I was so horny I squiblaged her couch, it was great because it was leather and still had her sweat on it.

by Gary Glyttre February 18, 2019

Spuiker

A spuiker is a man/adolescent boy who sleeps with a lot of different women, regardless of marital status. This man is brazen and will have sex anywhere and with any woman (even if he is not attracted to her). A spuiker manne, as they are known, prefer quantity over quality.

Calling someone a spuiker is generally regarded as a compliment when in the company of other spuikers. However, it is derided in all other social circles

Husband: Hey spuiker, what are you doing here? (Throws eggs at man)
Other guy: Who you calling a spuiker, I just came to see your wife

by Bandile69 February 20, 2019

Squib

A squib is a pill that is activated by mountain dew and deactivated by code red mountain dew. When activated it will tell you what to do to be more chill
They make you go crazy. It made me set a fire.

"Yo, my squib made me almost kill everyone."

by Rich The Bi Queen March 6, 2019

squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.

Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

Squibba

A nigga who always fuckin snaking but snigga don’t sound good so squibba

Yo this dude right here always fuckin wit me. He a mad squibba

by Black Man Jack A May 6, 2019