shitty deal

a girl gives you a blowjob when you are taking a mean steamer, she often passes out from the smell in which time you blow the load all over her unconscience face.

my chick gave me the best shitty deal last night, right after dinner. It was awesome, i felt totally enlightened.

by mCcloud April 10, 2008

snotty pirate

this is a variation of the pirate...



When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.

Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Snotty Pirate last night.

by pueblo December 11, 2008

shitty face

Adj., said of one who has become quite inebriated with the aid of alcohol with perhaps other intoxicants, used most frequently when referring to alcohol alone

1Hello, Fr. McMillenfitzpatrickwilliam.
2Why hello there Little Johnny
1Get your hands offa me Fr., are you shitty face?

by Stew Pedasso November 4, 2003

[shitty]

to get pants shitting drunk.

kristi: "holy moley jessica. i think you are a little too shitty tonight."
jessica: "air on lights off."

by Kristica August 21, 2008

Smittylick

The act of luberating your partners anal cavity before inserting your finger

I Smittylicked the bitches ass out.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittybeaverbuzz

When a male has anal sex with a female immediatly pulls out and has vaginal sex with her

I smittybeaverbuzzed a whore last night

by The Smitty Family March 1, 2009

Shitty Bags

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse

C'mere shitty bags

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009