Smoothie

Someone without pubic hair

Chase was hanging out at the splash pad looking for smoothies

by Borrini June 16, 2018

Smoothista

A male or female who works behind the counter at a Smoothie Shop and blends the beverages for customers.

That Smoothista blended the best almond, coca, berry, fusion today. Let’s go to some hot yoga and sweat it off before riding our bike share.

by FoxManTM August 15, 2018

Smooth Dollars

Dollars that are not crinkled so that to fit better in vending machines and strippers' snatches

How much?

$20 smooth dollars homie

by V Priest August 24, 2018

Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.

Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot

by Radizio November 12, 2018

Smoot

Smoot is a male who is addicted to performing oral pleasure on a another female, both in the vaginal and anal region.

Eskimo bro 1: Bro, she’s on her period and I came in her so don’t be a smoot

Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!

by Zaddyshome December 4, 2018

Smoot

In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet

Girl: "I like tall guys that are random"
Guy trying to impress her: "I'm 1,18 smoots"

by Not Ferox January 8, 2019

Smoothier

Smoothier means it's somoothier ... says Sky

The nutra bullet makes the drink more smoothier

by Smoothier January 29, 2019