sigmonte

The uber elite, what we should all strive to become like.

WWSMD? What Would SigMonte Do?

by George F Hanley VII October 7, 2003

simong

username used by simon glover, the biggest gimp in the world.

Also can be used as a word to say to someone when they have done something wrong...

e.g. Jeff your such a simong

by Simon Glover May 10, 2005

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010

Sieron

a family of rich, white people who work their lives away and never give up. They often name drop at a ridiculous rate and ramble on about nothing in particular

"Oh crap, Here comes a Sieron"
"quick, hide or you'll never get your life back"

by SSAM November 4, 2012

Simoncising

the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.

guy 1: dude, josh is Simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah I saw him, what a tool.

by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013

Simonicus

Greekesque parody of the name Simon.

Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.

This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.

If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.

Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.

"Hi, I'm Simonicus."

*gee that guy's coming across as a bit of a tool*

by Meiandus January 13, 2014