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quick shower

This morning, I took a quick shower because I did not have enough time to make it on time to school
by hotlinebling December 24, 2015
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Golden shower

Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!
by Little City Band September 26, 2018
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12 hour shower

When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?
Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."
by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014
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shower

One of the kinkiest and sexiest places to have sex.
Josh squeezed Blair's titties and fucked her hard and fast in the shower. He came deep inside her womb.
by Jezreel August 20, 2008
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shwoder

A person who lurks in dark allys and likes to molest young children who wonder by, usally using a baboon's tail to kill the person when done. The shwoder uses the baboon's tail by shoving it down the throat of the victum. They are usally old men.
" I lost my son during the parade and then found him in an ally near 54th street, with a baboon's tail down his throat. He was no doubt a victum of a shwoder
by Nillypoo Shampoo May 2, 2006
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Scioli Shower

Scioli - She-oh-lee
The use of "Axe" or any other smell-good product in place of a shower.
Oh darn, I am running late. Maybe I will take a Scioli Shower and call it a day.
by Sammy the beast January 1, 2007
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team shower

Having solid conversations while showering. Separate showers in a row or just not using the same shower head.
Lathering up the balls, shaft, and mushroom while having solid conversations during the team shower.
by Alex Z calvezilla October 26, 2010
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