shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Scarty

When you are so scared you shit your pants

Dude, I almost lost my hand today!

Holy crap that's Scarty

by Abandoned Nutsack July 7, 2010

sartistic

if the word autistic and sarcastic had a baby

Damn Wenzel you are so sartistic.

by Samuel Leroy Jackson April 13, 2020

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Voorheesville Shaft

A hidden place deep in the woods where high school kids go to party and get shitfaced. Usually consists of a portable speaker, a fire, and a fordable table for pong. The fire department has only been needed once...

That Voorheesville Shaft last night was so fucking fire bro, I cant wait till next weekend to throw glass bottles and stand in a circle!

by stonner420 January 1, 2019

Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019

shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

by shartage_fan September 8, 2010