scoopduction

noun; the last paragraph of the introduction from a research article where the authors typically admit they have been scooped.

"My thesis is a compendium of the saddest scoopductions I had to write. Oh God! my career is f***ed ! "

by Coldheart012 June 13, 2020

Scomo-Fomo

A phenomenon experienced during a severe global pandemic / economic crisis by some of the most vulnerable and worst effected people in Australia.

“Far out, I’m really starting to get the Scomo-Fomo ! I’m starting to think he’s intentionally punishing my industry !
I’m a musician who was one of the first to lose their jobs due to this covid shit.

I’ve been unemployed for almost 4 months straight, I’m not eligible for Jobkeeper and I’m not even spending $120k on a new kitchen......
The Scomo-Fomo is real !“

by Australianmusician June 23, 2020

scoopfessional

Professional ice cream scooper

My friend is a scoopfessional at Häagen Dazs.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Scampis

A non-existent word, as the plural is scampi.

I ate scampi, I did not eat scampis any more than I ate sheeps.

by Cantab99 October 2, 2020

scoompty

Trees, Hoe, Slut etc.

This Scoompty is for the streets

This Scoompty has a mans but still fucking around with people

by That’s fine October 29, 2020

scoompa

A g-string worn by farmers, particularly dairy farmers in northern regions of Bavaria, on their way to milk the cows.

(In a German accent) Oi mate I’m on me way to milk the cows. Damn your scoompa looking fine, know anywhere you can get one from near here? Me cows need a new sight to see before I turn into a scoompa loompa. Do you prefer yours lace or hand woven silk?

by Dictionary definitions r us November 6, 2020

scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken

“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”

by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020