A place in CA that you won't ever want to live. Too many wiggers and cops that have nothing to do. It is said to be one of the beautiful cities, don't get me wrong, it is but if you like stuck up people, middle school sluts, assholes that can't drive this is the perfect place for you. I have lived here for 3 years now and wanted to kill myself almost every single day. Only a certain amount assholes i can take and there's too many there.

Iron Horse Middle School, CA High, wiggers, cops, almost worse than San Francisco, San Ramon

San Ramon by applebunnie August 21, 2010

San Fran Roadblock

Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!

Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.

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I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!

San Fran Roadblock by Robert A September 18, 2005

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san diego

Discovered by Germans, the name, roughly translated means: A whale's Vagina.

German 1 "Here vee are, Vhatever shall vee call zis Majestic land?"

German 2 "Look! A whale's Vagina!"

German 1 "zhat's perfect!"

san diego by got_human? February 11, 2005

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San Diego Squirter

Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..

Johnny give his woman a san diego squirter 8 feet away.

San Diego Squirter by Ja Ricks February 19, 2007

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