ratchet nerd

a nerd thinking he is all that by using technology, and still manages to get laid.

Will fix tech stuff for sex.

"Dude you a ratchet nerd for fixing her computer for sex!!!"

by MissMissyGirl April 27, 2014

Ratchet

Of, or relating to a person (i.e. usually a humanoid) originating from the municipality of Brampton, Ontario.

"I've never seen anything in my life more ratchet than that hello-kitty purse/bandanna combo"

by DoctorGreen March 1, 2015

Ratchet

An African Americans fake hair also known as "weave" that smells like ass or looks like messy pubes.

Eeew sharkisha has some ratchet.

by moneymorebish August 3, 2015

Ratchet

When your about to punch one off and you rub one out as you let it out, releasing large amounts of pressure both physically and psychologically.

Jimmy is on the toilliet preforming a ratchet on himself, it's gonna be a while.

by Wolfpack3 June 18, 2016

ratchet man

Ratchet man is the greatest of all men. He is an elite member of the boys. He is a hero to all people

Yo, he really is the ratchet man!

by Qŵèrtŷūìõpàßdfghjkłžxçvbńm April 6, 2020

reach around the park bench

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy

While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022

australian reacharound

when you are receiving a harmless reacharound and just before you nut, they jam a thumb in yr land down under and they scream good day mate

I'll take your hand job, but I ate Mexican so no australian reacharound, please.

by u8675399 December 29, 2015