Rectaldufilitis

Medical terminology for having your head up your ass. Used to belittle others. Btw it was used about a century ago, lets bring it back

I think Daves got rectaldufilitis, the fuckin moron.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Rectal Arrangement

When two consenting adults decide that they want to bump asses with double ended dildos.

Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.

by zaharie June 5, 2019

rastafarian

a religion in which someone believes in jah (in other words it’s someone who believes that the legend x is still walking among us and ruling us after he passed away)

jah is a real legend
yeah bro he really is something i believe in him that’s why i’m a rastafarian

by jah lover June 30, 2019

Rectal shyness

The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.

I used to have rectal shyness but now I don't care who walks in on me!

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

Rastas

A man who always fucks women up the ass on the first date.

I'm walking funny after yesterday. That tinder date was a real Rastas!

by Elasmosaurus July 9, 2019

rectal raygun

a shit so hard it awakes giants from there thousand year slumber, And is also on some Navy ships

"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other

by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019