puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

a nice and long sentence to charm someone

you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)

by elixcr December 12, 2023

putin

verb. To give an unreasonably long response to a simple question including unnecessary historical information.

- I asked him whether he liked the new Dune movie and he putined me for half an hour about all the Frank Herbert books and characters.

by ruslanbes February 12, 2024

Putin

To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.

Did he admit to eating the cake?

No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.

by GodWearsTimbs666 February 25, 2024

putin uses the n word

When the Russian president, "Vladimir Putin" uses the N word, referring to the word, "Nuclear". It is commonly used by the president and is invoked to strike fear upon opposing leaders.

Trump: "Putin uses the N word, he uses the N word all the time."

by brick wall 47 February 26, 2024

Putin-bod

A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks

Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.

by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024

putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.

- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!

by Chippogratum January 9, 2025

putinesca

The Russian cream sauce that is a mixture of ejaculate and saliva and maybe some gastric content. It's usually made in abundance by a Dom top for their sub bottom surrogates.

Not to be confused with santorum.

Trump, that putinesca is dripping down your chin. Your Russian asset-ship is showing.

by CafeFiend March 15, 2025