THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background

"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude

by Direwolf January 26, 2023

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the greatest president in the world. We shall all support Russia. Glory to Russia! Slava Russia!

Long live Vladimir Putin

by Vladimir Zelensky February 7, 2023

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.

John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

sewer pumping

When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!

He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!

by StukaMaduka October 5, 2023

Sponge Pumping

From the coiner of pumpkin scooping, sponge pumping is when a girl gets fingered with the hooks missionary style and G sponge is vigorously pumped with the digits.

I had that girl squirming and juicin when I was sponge pumping her

by Shidpizzcum October 19, 2023

Vladimir Putin

Though hated within the West for his controversial acts, most recently in Ukraine, Putin would be the leader to build a nation of great poverty to a world superpower once more. Despite Russia's current stagnation, The days of the fallout of the USSR, under Boris Yeltsin, was significantly worse. Putin would fix, and destablize the economy all in one go.

Vladimir Putin was a man who saw himself become a hero, and lived long enough to see himself, a villain.

by teggers162 September 14, 2024

Skibidi Putin

Something that offends two different types of people for opposite reasons

Some people were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to glorify Putin, while others were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to insult Putin

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024