Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023

Pork Chop Breath

When your breath smells like ball sweat and semen after just giving head.

"Girl, you need to go brush your teeth. You got pork chop breath."

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

Pork Floss

When a big girl takes off her clothes and it looks like she got no panties on, but then she straighten her torso and you see the thong appear through her love folds. That's pork floss baby

"oooh damn baby you came through with no panties on?"
"Nah I got a thong, *lifts belly* see?"

"Ooh pork floss I like it"

by Capnfapjax19 October 14, 2023

Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023

Pork Roll

When 2 gay bears and a twink get freaky in bed.

“Wow, that pork roll from last night got my ass limpin..”

by Gay Joey December 31, 2023