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Kinkhoura Pork

A pork dish common in some rural areas of the UK Midlands, consisting of a whole pork shoulder cooked in a low oven in red Bulmers and spices overnight. Regional variation of pulled pork.
They ate Kinkhoura Pork every day
by Derbyshire Dave September 30, 2017
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Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.
Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P
by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011
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Kentucky Pork Sauce

The act of combining and drinking a chubby southern chick's period blood, sweat, and truffle butter.
Vinny: Did you fuck that southern girl last week after the football game?
Preston: Absolutely bro, she tasted like Kentucky Pork Sauce
by 2k15Crow July 18, 2017
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pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.
I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!
by Dr. DA July 10, 2024
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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011
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Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023
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