like im not doing it
by candel jordan November 18, 2022

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Mary and Jim went to a swingers party to meet women only, but Jim thinks Mary just wants to pole hop!
by Squeezy B.T. February 5, 2017

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023

A pole that is used to express messages of peace and love. Also used for hippie AIDS transmitting rituals
by Sneebles June 20, 2023
