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Wooden Plank 

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.
Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
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Fishy Phonk Fuck

When a male plays with a females clitoris in the and it smells like fish. He claps to the beat of phonk remixes! This maneuver is best used in the bathroom of Long John Silvers while eating hush puppies to match the smell! This is mandatory.
Fishy Phonk Fuck by urking67 May 18, 2026

Polly Plankhead 

An insult given of a female who one seems doesn't get the 'big picture'.
I have one name for her, Polly Plankhead.
Polly Plankhead by BlackRose52 December 19, 2024

Brazillian Phonk 

Little timmy: IM LISTENING TO BRAZILLIAN PHONK. I'm so sigma

Little jimmy: see? This is why you're adopted
Brazillian Phonk by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
anal planking by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
anal planking by moosedjelly February 6, 2025