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german nose hose

when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough
Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose
by Wobtexan September 7, 2007
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noisetheory

noisetheory is the online home of the most crucial boys in all the interweb.
noisetheory is crucial.
by Crucial October 12, 2004
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nose mining

To dig in one's nose. Also known as picking your nose.
Did you just see that?! Gina was totally nose mining!
by Salty92559 June 13, 2005
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minge nose

The unnerving and slightly distressing smell that follows you round after a night working down at the stench trench - remains until the sufferer can be arsed to have a wash.
Jeez mate, I ate this bird out last nite and I'm suffering a horrendous case of minge nose
by "T.C" May 2, 2006
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Double Russian Nose Plug

Originating in Russia, obviously, from a disgruntled baker in the early 1900's and an overly-kinky wife, this act has two variations,both very close in similarity.

The first has the male getting excited and eventually letting loose his business into the woman's, or man's, nostrils, all from one load. The next has the person letting his soul in liquid form into one nostril, then waiting for the shotgun to reload and shooting into the other nostril.
I pulled out the Double Russian Nose Plug at my book club last night.
by The Crazy Irishman April 2, 2009
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red neck noise

music that is considered low-brow, worthless and/or socially irrelevant by visible minorities and the middle- and upper-classes. Heavy metal, country and country-western music are considered red neck noise.
A: That white boy in Bravo Company kept me up all night with his red neck noise.

B: Fo Real? What plastic was he spinnin'?

A: Gawd damn Metallica and Johnny Cash, yo.
by Johnny Z. Styles June 21, 2010
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Bloody Nose

When a guy eats a girl out while she is positioned over his face and is on her period, and she leaves a trace of blood on his upper lip, below his nose.
I was eating this girl out and she gave me a bloody nose.
by Stephane S. February 28, 2009
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