beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015

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ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

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Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.

Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin

by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015

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Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.

While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.

by yogibaker May 22, 2016

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